Survivor's Guide with Nazeem Hussain
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Survivor's Guide with Nazeem Hussain
Comedian Nazeem Hussain writes the definitive survivor's guide to absolutely everything, harnessing the knowledge of a series of collaborators even less qualified than him. With the help of producers Amy Ruffle and James Milsom, Naz brings you the know-how you'll need to conquer the challenges that...
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UPDATE: Naz does the Numbers
We're in Victorian lockdown once again, so the ol' team gets together for a little catch up, in which Naz tries to work out the maths of things, and n...

The Finale (pending the Comeback!)
Naz, Amy and James say goodbye after an insane amount of episodes in 2020. And it's goodbye forever, but only until the masses demand a come back, whi...

Family Guide to Christmas Parties
Naz tries to organise a Christmas party for the pod. And he's bad at it. Or he's not even trying.
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Family Guide to Freak Checks
Naz turns up early to something and gets a much needed freak check.
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Wil Anderson's Guide to International Drug Smuggling
Wil gives Naz a unique strategy to help him to smuggle drugs, in case it ever comes to that. Naz effectively confesses to something fairly heinous and...

Merrick Watts' Guide to Getting Punched
Merrick takes a break from his hectic schedule of jumping out of helicopters and being a punching bag for stronger men to give us some tips on how he...

Chas Licciardello's Guide to the US election aftermath
Chas gives us heaps of his own back story, detailing the fact that his education has largely been Diff'rent Strokes and TV game shows. Oh and he tells...

Adam Pally's Guide to the USA: Pandemic Drinking
Adam Pally tells us which drinks work best in the context of being mid-pando in New York (though he gives us lots of good stuff before he gets to that...

Mike Mitchell's Guide to the USA: The Fast Food of Comedy
Mitch reveals who the fast food of comedy is. Naz didn't even eat fast food until he was an adult, and it's not clear what we're meant to do with that...

Jon Gabrus' Guide to the USA: Bachelor Parties
Jon Gabrus gives us the low down on American bachelor parties, and what it's like to have one by yourself. Naz reveals the real reason he wants to go...

Charlie Pickering's Guide to the US Presidential Election
Charlie Pickering gives us the hard data on the US Presidential Election, and things aren't sounding great for the Trumpster (if you're reading this f...

Dr Nikki Goldstein's Guide to Not Hugging
Dr Nikki Goldstein answers Survivor Elspeth's question about how not to hug when everyone goes hug mad in the post covid world. Naz has a thought!

The Family's Guide to House Hunting
Your favourite family gives Ruffle the hottest tips on finding an apartment. Naz does some pretty excellent tricks.
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Angie Kent's Guide to Sweatiness
Angie Kent shares some Daily Mail level hot goss on the Bachelorette, and she tells us all about how to survive the heavy sweats. Naz sincerely believ...

Veronica Milsom's Guide to Plasausage Rolls
Veronica gives us a preview of some of the frankly pretty confronting but hilarious content that will make up her new podcast, Zero Waste Baby. Naz re...

Waleed Aly's Guide to Colour Coded Libraries
Waleed Aly, Gold Logie winner and actual guy from the TV, drops in to tell all in this exclusive interview, almost entirely told as if it were a women...

Ryan Shelton's Guide to Passata
Ryan gives us the low down and the who's who and the qu'est que c'est on all things pasta. Naz becomes aware of the existence of his own feet - you kn...

Shane Jacobson's Guide to Trolls in the Real World
Shane Jacobson swings by to tell us about his experience with trolls and big bearded regional folk. Naz hatches a plan for how he can tackle his next...

Melissa Leong's Guide to Fridge Organisation
Melissa tells Naz where to keep his mustard, which is spicier than you think (as a topic, not to mention as a yellowish brown condiment).
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Susie Youssef's Guide to Feeding People
Susie tells us how and why to feed people (mostly it's so they stop talking). Naz invites us into his strange world of ghosts and mythical creatures (...

Ash London's Guide to Dog Instagramming
Ash London gives us her guide to surviving being an Instagram dog owner (made challenging by how uninterested the dog is).
Naz tries to convince...

Amy Ruffle's Guide to Life Behind a Mask
Actor and producer Amy Ruffle drops in to give us the guide to smiling with less than half your face, and the completely wrong half at that. Naz can't...

Dave Thornton and the Fancy Organic Sultana Children
Dave invites us into his home, if only remotely and so that he can disrespect us by feeding his children on our time. Naz tells the intriguing story o...

Nina Oyama and the Cockroach Holocaust
Nina seeks lonely children to join her in her cult of cockroach death rituals. Naz introduces the Survivor's Guide Code of Conduct, and probably breac...

Tegan Martin and the High Vibe Street Babies
Tegan talks about life after Miss Universe, and surviving anxiety. Naz overcomes short term memory deficiency to remember a short list of things.

Dane Simpson and the Fact That All of Life is a Bingo Wheel
Dane gives us the inside scoop on Servo Bingo. Naz makes one of the insightful comments of his life, and it was scripted for him by James.
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Will Connolly and the Four Remaining Eggs
Will Connolly, who you might know as the Eggboy, explains why you might know him as that name, and expands on that. Naz ponders his own insignificance...

Ash Pollard and the Feeling of Love Tonight
Ash gives Naz a relatively brief guide to surviving being in the dating pool. Naz nonchalantly spins in his chair, starts tinkling away at the ivory,...

Mark Wilson and the Street Carrot of Wisdom
Mark tells us about his daughter and her apparently sincere interest in street carrots. Naz inspires us with a story designed to make him look good.

Nat Damena and the Erotic Fan Fiction Commission
Nat reveals how he stopped teenage bullies. Naz makes one of the stranger commissioning decisions in his first foray into the world of erotic fan fict...

Em Rusciano and the Secret to Eternal Love
Em generously covers for Naz when it's clear he doesn't know sex stuff and any stuff about lady bodies. That's good friending. Naz uncovers the secret...

Pallavi Sharda and the Loving Indian Marriage
While she waits for her bath to fill (really slowly I guess), Pallavi diagnoses that Naz and James have a problem. Naz is unmoved by this, and wholehe...

BONUS! Sam Taunton and the Coat Hangers
In this bonus episode that Naz doesn't know about because he doesn't know when we're recording and when we're not, Sam tells us about the 45 coat hang...

Sam Taunton and the Way to End Parties
Sam tells us now he can have friends over he has never wanted them less. Naz gets obsessed with yet another guest's hotness.
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Joel Creasey and the Candle Dream
Joel gives Naz the scoop on his candle dream, which is really just another tedious dream story. Naz reveals that he follows his friends to their jobs,...

Briggs and the House Party Smoke Bomb
Briggs ditches Naz when Naz needs him most - in a House Party infiltrated by fans. Naz reminisces on other times when Briggs has been a bad friend.

Nick Cody and the Flight Credits of Fury
Nick discloses an incident in which his infant son showed mutant abilities. Naz bought some light bulbs!
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Casey Donovan and the Shog
Casey invites Naz into the cult of shogging, where no one travels very quickly and one must communicate only with oneself and even then only by mouthi...

Tommy Dassalo and the Zero Points Burger
Tommy confides in Naz about his confronting failure to beat his friends in a competition he invented himself. Naz becomes a life coach to no one.

Arj Barker and the POFOMO world (and the dog stairs...)
Arj ventures with Naz through the magical, mystical POFOMO world, ascending all the dog stairs they encounter. Naz checks in with Moustafa Fahour OAM...