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The Wittering Whitehalls
JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall fa...
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Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table
Mr Whitehall is not at his physical best this week, following a mild back injury... That doesn't stop him from exercising his theatrical skills, thoug...
LIFE LESSONS: "It's not the 1950's any more."
An email from a DL all the way from Newfoundland this week! But should she come out of semi-retirement to do a fun job that gives her a break from hou...
Cybertrucks, WFH & The "Cotswolds"
Where are the Cotswolds? Well, Mr Whitehall has a pretty good idea of where ISN'T the Cotswolds... More on that later. Plus, the Cybertruck, more init...
LIFE LESSONS: "Let them make their own mistakes!"
It's not easy dealing with kids, at ANY age and the Whitehalls know that plenty well enough. This week, a DL seeks advice over their son and his girlf...
The Annexe, Tired Winston & Spirit Animals Revisited
The Whitehalls are back to accompany you into the Autumn and there's no hanging about... This week, Mr Whitehall takes a very scientific, very in-dept...
LIFE LESSONS: "Emojis might not mean what you think..."
It's time to test the emoji knowledge of two octogenarian men... Roll up, roll up! Mrs Whitehall, inspired by a curious DL, is going to quiz Michael a...
Victoria Wood, Sitcoms & ASMR (with special guest Neil Stacy!)
What an absolute TREAT! We've all heard plenty from Uncle Neil over the years on The Wittering Whitehalls, but here he is for a FULL EPISODE! Hear all...
LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so!"
This weeks email comes from a DL who's trying to reach a conclusion, but are they way off the mark? Plus... dog vomit, chives and delicious ice cream!...
Dire Straits, Vans & A Platypus
So, what happened to Churchill's platypus, gifted to him during the war, by the people of Australia? The mystery is solved! Plus, Mrs Whitehall behind...
LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!"
It's awkward, isn't it? You've yawned, you've cleared the plates, but the guests still aren't leaving. How would Mr & Mrs Whitehall deal with someone...
The Spitfire, Shaving & Changing Your Mind
250 episodes and still going strong! So, how to celebrate? Sequins of course... And a sartorial nod to Winston Churchill. Naturally.
There's not...
LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!"
This weeks life lesson is for DL Helen who is off on a cruise... But she's suddenly become nervous about the idea! Don't worry, Helen. You'll be fine!...
Old Gits Road Trip, Neighbourly Apologies & Councillor Ollie
The Whitehalls have been all over the place this week. The West Country has been well and truly explored and they've got the souvenirs to prove it. Pl...
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..."
What is a bowl if it's got a lid? Is it still a bowl? Just one of the ideas to be discussed on this very episode. The focus this week is home security...
DAMs, Thames Swimming & The Wittering Whitehalls, The Musical!
Could we ever, in this lifetime, see a musical incarnation of The Wittering Whitehalls? A DL asks exactly that question. Plus, is there an answer to t...
LIFE LESSONS: "Waste not, want not."
The DL's are nothing if not resourceful. This week, a DL shares an invention called 'dust of the garden'. What on earth can it be?
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Pogs, OnlyFans & ***** Lane
If you've ever enjoyed even a moment of the funny place names, a DL comes through with possibly the biggest hitter yet. See what you think. Plus, reme...
LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..."
Just a friendly piece of advice not to listen to this episode whilst you're eating! DL Phillippa has a horror story from a restaurant in Rome which ha...
Sliding Doors, Elvis Presley & Spotted In The Wild
Have you checked out the FULL VIDEO EPISODES of The Wittering Whitehalls yet? Why not!? Go and have a look on Global Player & YouTube! So... A huge st...
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything."
When the DL's have a cracking story to tell, The Wittering Whitehalls are all ears. This week, "Mrs Chips" (it's possible this is a pseudonym!) has a...
Keepsakes, Wading In & Churchill Books
DL Kody describes some previous advice from Mrs Whitehall as "wading in, handbag first" in this episode. What a delightful turn of phrase! Plus, a lov...
LIFE LESSONS: "Violence is not the answer."
No violence, please. We're all better than that. This week, a DL posits a theory that Mr Whitehall might be all together more gentle than the image he...
Indecisiveness, Country Life & Sashaying...
Well, if that title doesn't cover everything you need it to, frankly, what have we become? The Whitehalls are on hand this week to help a DL who is bu...
LIFE LESSONS: Never give up!
Mr & Mrs Whitehall had a wedding to go to this week, so how did they get that wrong? Suffice to say that they did! Plus, an update from DL Claire abou...
Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited)
Do you know where your stop cock is? Behave yourself. This week, a tale of house ownership and the nightmares that can come in tow. Plus, Sewing Machi...
LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you."
If you're throwing a dinner party, you're more than welcome to entertain your guests however you like, but if Mr & Mrs Whitehall are in attendance, do...
Vengeance, Nail-Biting & Toby Jugs
Are you familiar with Toby Jugs? You will be after this weeks instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls! Plus, getting revenge on your partner (is it eve...
LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..."
We all love a good tale of romance and especially one that was almost lost to the mists of time... That's exactly what DL Cristoph has this week!
Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits
This weeks episode gets quite rude in parts, but sometimes it's exactly what's required! There's an update from last years organ-playing DL, a very ch...
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the present."
There's a lovely voice note from Jacqui this week, sharing the wisdom of her lovely Grandmother. Plus, what was all the drama on Mrs Whitehall's birth...
Dr. Who, Childhood Memories & Shooting Your Bolt Early
Have you got your tickets for the very exciting Wittering Whitehalls Barely (A)Live tour yet?? What are you waiting for?! Meanwhile, back on the podca...
LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings."
When it comes to collections, we all know Mr Whitehall is right up there... But is there a system? Does he consult Mrs Whitehall before making an addi...
Restaurant Etiquette, Old English & Sodington Hall
Hands up if you've been missing Uncle Neil?? He's back today! Quite out of nowhere, with a sudden need for an explainer on old English, The Wittering...
LIFE LESSONS: "Run your own race!"
You can spend your life trying to change those around you, but sometimes it's ok not to bother... So says Mrs Whitehall!
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Pigeons, Swiss Rolls & A Grumpy Patient
Can you believe it!? Nearly 3 years since it all began; Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back for SERIES 9!!!! There's an awful lot to catch up on, in terms of...
LIFE LESSONS: "Join the local cricket team..."
Perhaps it's not a 'life lesson' as such, but it's a very specific query on this weeks bonus episode and it marks the final instalment of the series!...
Teaching, Stripping & Accepting Help (with special guest Laura Smyth!)
We love a guest at Whitehall Towers and for the finale of Series 8, Hilary & Michael welcome comedian, writer and all round excellent human being, Lau...
LIFE LESSONS: "Try a bread maker!"
This weeks DL is living with a man who, like so many, has decided that enough is enough with ultra-processed food and that he must start making his ow...
Derrick Destruction, Wrong Speed & Bowls
Are you listening to The Wittering Whitehalls at the correct speed? It might be worth a check. Plus, the sadness (or indifference) related to throwing...
LIFE LESSONS: "Crime doesn't pay..."
Whilst this weeks lesson isn't completely black and white, it's important to do the right thing. When a DL asks the question "have you ever stolen som...