Infinite Football
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Infinite Football
The true beauty of the beautiful game is that no one really knows that much about it. Ryan O'Hanlon attempts to demystify the world's most popular sport through conversations with various experts and novices alike. nograssintheclouds.substack.com
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The "Please Go Buy NET GAINS" Episode
The boys reconvened for a special episode to discuss Ryan’s new book, Net Gains: Inside the Beautiful Game’s Analytics Revolution. They all send their...


Unai Emery Is the New Wolf of Wall Street
There were some issues with the initial upload, so let’s try this again: On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss eat...

Why the OGS Situation Is a Symptom of a Much Bigger Problem at Manchester United
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss what it’s like to be washed. Then they dive into the never-ending saga at Ma...

Would the Florida Panthers Hire Ole Gunnar Solskjaer?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the state of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s Manchester United before dissecting a tr...

What Will Newcastle's Starting XI Look Like a Year From Now?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the future of Newcastle United’s roster after the club was taken over by Sau...

Who Ya Got: Harry Kane or Ricardo Pepi?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan and Franco talked about, well, a lot of stuff. What would they do if they ran FIFA for a day? If they...

Who Would Win Soccer's Version of the Ryder Cup?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom envision what a soccer equivalent of golf’s Ryder Cup would look like. Who would sta...

Who's Having a Better Crisis: Juventus or Barcelona?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan quizzes Tom and Franco about some early-season stats. How good are Bayern Munich? How bad are Juventu...

It's the Inaugural Champions League Auction!
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom hold an auction draft for the 2021-22 UEFA Champions League. Everyone gets five team...

Please Tell Me How to Feel about the USMNT
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan is joined by Noah Davis and Andrew Helms discuss the USMNT’s confusing start to World Cup qualifying....

Everything You Need to Know About the Summer Transfer Window
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss all of the major moves and trends from the summer transfer window: Has the p...

Let's Play Dominoes With Kylian Mbappe, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Harry Kane
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss all of the news surrounding Kylian Mbappe, Cristiano Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Ma...

Oh You Bet It's Time to Wildly Overreact to One Week of European Soccer Games
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom each offer up their massive overreactions to the first week of the European domestic...

It's the Inaugural Premier League/Bundesliga/Ligue 1/Serie A/La Liga Goals Draft!
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco are joined by the Soccer Don, Donnie Kwak, to run back a bigger and better version o...

Oh God, It's Already Time for Our 2021-22 Premier League Preview
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom … preview the Premier League season. Too early? It starts next week! They looked at...

Does Manchester United Finally Have a Plan?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan and Tom discuss Manchester United’s busy summer. With the arrivals of genuine stars Jadon Sancho and...

After an Amazing Copa America and Euro 2020, Where Does International Soccer Go From Here?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss Italy’s win over England in the Euro 2020 final: What did Roberto Mancini ge...

Everything You Need to Know About England, Italy, Brazil, and Argentina
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco break down Italy’s win over Spain and England’s win over Denmark before previewing S...

Euro 2020: So, Uh, Does Anyone Wanna Win This Thing?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss a wild Round of 16 and look ahead to the quarterfinals: What happened to the...

Come Get Your PhD In Euro 2020 Bracketology
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco fill out their full brackets for the Euro 2020 knockout rounds. Will England get pas...

Euro 2020: Everyone Loves ... Italy?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss all of the action at Euro 2020. How did Italy become everyone’s favorite tea...

It's the Euro 2020 Goalscorer Draft!
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan and Tom are joined by the original Soccer Don, the world’s preeminent vegan-but-only-for-cleats, Donn...

Your Euro 2020/"Copa America"/Summer-Transfer-Window Preview Show
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the upcoming summer of soccer: Who’s gonna win Euro 2020 in 2021? Will anyon...

Champions League Final Preview: Forget Manchester City and Chelsea. Pray for Fufi.
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco preview the Champions League final between Manchester City and Chelsea for as long a...

Is Harry Kane Really Gonna Leave Tottenham?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the big news out of the Premier League: Harry Kane telling Tottenham he want...

Who Should Be the Premier League's Player of the Year?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco present their unofficial top-three ballots for the Premier League’s Player of the Ye...

Is Chelsea the Second-Best Team in the World?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the results from the Champions League semifinals: Where do PSG and Real Madr...

Pep Guardiola Finally Beat His Ultimate Adversary: Luck
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss the Champions and Europa League semifinals: How fine were the margins betwee...

In Memoriam: The Super League (2021-2021)
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom answer your questions about the pathetic rollout and the hilarious downfall of the s...

Episode 66: The Neymar Appreciation Pod
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the results from the Champions League quarterfinals — mainly: Neymar’s brill...

Episode 65: Is PSG the New Real Madrid?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the first legs of the Champions League quarterfinals: Uh, Jurgen, you OK, bu...

Episode 64: Toward a Unified Theory of Philippe Coutinho
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco look back at the ripple effects of Coutinho’s disappointing mega-transfer from Liver...

Episode 63: The College Soccer Chronicles
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco take a break from the professional game to talk about their experiences playing Divi...

Episode 62: Where Should Atletico Madrid and Diego Simeone Go From Here?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the differing trajectories of Atletico Madrid and Chelsea. Has the Simeone e...

Episode 61: What's Next for Messi and Ronaldo?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss the fallout from the Round of 16 of the Champions League: Are Messi and Rona...

Episode 60: Uh, La Liga?
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the week’s Champions League and Europa League action. What did we learn? Wha...

Episode 59: The January Transfer Window Mailbag
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco answer your questions about one of the quietest winter-transfer windows in recent me...

Episode 58: PREMIER LEAGUE MIDSEASON PREVIEW/REVIEW EXTRAVAGANZA
On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom go through all 20 Premier League sides and predict where they’ll finish at the end o...

Episode 57: Who's Gonna Win the 2021 Ballon d'Or?
On the final Infinite Football episode of the year, Ryan, Franco, and Tom kick 2020 to the curb and look forward to next year. They each offer up thre...