Attention HellMart Shoppers!
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Attention HellMart Shoppers!
Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.
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Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings
Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups.
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There's no Business Like Hell Business
There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny.
Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?
Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential.
Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i
Danny and Chet discuss a very important and divisive subject.
Mini Episode 18: Birthday!
It's Danny's Birthday! Kinda! This one takes place right after the July 4th Special.
Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV
Gunter and Jimmy have a little chat
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Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits
Daniel is showing yet another new employee the ropes! This one you've met before, though. It's Shawn from the Chicken Farm. Is this the newest permane...
Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations
This one features our new Regional Manager Melinda Ashe, played by the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and a bazillio...
Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome...
It's spring in Strickland, and that means the lawn and garden department is getting busy...unfortunately. This one has a special guest; Danilo Batti...
Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement
What was Gunter up to after the Season 1 finale, when everyone else went to Razzies? Now you'll know!
Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette
Here's a glimpse into what Ruth's been up to in Hell.
Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots
This one takes place during Episode 7, Dante's Disco Inferno, and stars Chet and Mr and Mrs Bigfoot.
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Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now
This one takes place during the zombie attack of Dante's Disco Inferno. Sherman saves some customers, but he may have bitten off more than he an chew.
Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday
Meet Chet and Thirsty Jo's dad, and Chet's new boyfriend! It's good, clean, holiday cannibalism!
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Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers
This one comes just before Dante's Disco Inferno Part 1, and it stars Paul Sating of Diary of a Madman and Subject: Found. Dylan and Weasel have a run...
Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares
This one takes place during Episode 6. Remember Armando Ferrari, Jake the Chicken, and the Pirate Attack? This show may have jumped the shark pretty e...
Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us
Carlos and Gunter go on a mission in enemy territory. This Episode takes place between Episodes 4 and 5.
Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game
This one takes place between episodes 3 and 4. Billy Ray and Jimmy get into it.
Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish
Our second Mini Episode for your days off wine and quarantine. It takes place between Episodes 2 and 3 and sheds a bit of light on some major events o...
Mummy Dearest
Its getting tough out there, so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for t...
Listen to My New Podcast!
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We're now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I'm on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie eve...
BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018
The Pumpkin King has returned! Will he battle Jimmy to the death? Probably not.
BONUS: I have a New Show!
Thoreau here! I made a new show! It's called 1994 and it's premiering September 17th, 2018, but for now here's the very frist teaser trailer! If you l...
BONUS: Chet and Danny Blow Stuff Up!
Independence day is approaching in Strickland and there's trouble in the basement. With special guest star Sarah Golding as Regional Manager Melinda A...
BONUS: Scenes From A HellMart: Meat Cute
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We have a brand new Mini-Episode just for you! This tells the tale of (not so) young love in the meat department of Hello...
BONUS: April Announcement
Attention HellMart Shoppers!
Hi everyone, Thoreau here. This is just a quick post to let you all know about two new things we've got goi...
There's No Place Like Hell
SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes peopl...
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV
After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of...
Jimmy's Eleven
Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of.
This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Secur...
Working Stiffs
Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun.
Attention HellMart Shoppers! is liste...
Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager.
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A Cold Christmas In Hell
It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe sh...